Before you go getting all worked up, I should mention that this is the kind of Magic 8-ball that will divine your future, not destroy it.

An acquaintance of mine in Thomasville, GA once confided to me that she believed the internet was the work of the Devil. As someone who has spent the better part of the last 13 years earning his daily bread in this medium, I am inclined to agree. I can only imagine what she would say if she knew I had now combined the internet with the occult in the creation of this all-too-real look into the future.

As we say in the very-deep-South… It's all fun and games, until someone burns in hell for eternity.

Enjoy.